If this one gets stolen, it'll be just more of the same...
If this one gets stolen, it'll be the clearest evidence possible
(as if we need any more) for the absurdity of the "pro-choice" euphemism.
Finally, if this Union banner, to be produced tonight, gets stolen then, considering
the altitude at which it is to be displayed, we'll know with 99.9% certainty that our
culprit is either a member of the men's high jump team, the women's gymnastics team,
or, quite simply, is Denard Robinson.